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My impression of Maria Sama ga Miteru summed up:


Yumi: IbidtheegoodmorningthinehighnessRosaGigantea- *flails arms about* -wemustdicussethHowbestethtophotocopytheschoolpapers-

Rosa Gigantea: I bid thee good morning, Yumi! *fondles Yumi's boobies*

Yumi: *Over-reacts* Whatartthoudoing-o-RosaGigantea!?Hastthou-

Rosa Gigantea: Oh? T'was just a school custom, dearie. *winks*

[Yumi accepts her explanation without a second thought]



[Enter random student#1]

Rosa Gigantea: Who art thou, fair one? Although I knoweth how many peas thou eateh for breakfast, I know thee not!

[Random student#1 exits]



[Enter reporter, tailing Sachiko]

Reporter: Whoah! Rosa Chinesis en Bouton art starteth walketh with her left foot prior to her right! T'were a sign that she must have sleepeth on her right foot last sundown! *takes photos furiously*

Random Student#2: Gracious me! T'is true that our schools reporters art truly outstanding! Egads! Colour me pink!

Rosa Chinesis en Bouton (Sachiko): ...

Yumi: GreetingsOexaltedonewhosedeedsresoundthroughoutthisfairland- *runs around in circles*

Rosa Chinesis en Bouton (Sachiko): ... *fondles Yumi's boobies*

Yumi: OhIgetit!T'istrueT'wasanancientschoolcustom!AndhereIthinketh- *jumps up and down*

Rosa Chinesis en Bouton (Sachiko): ... *leaves*



[Enter Rei]

Rei: ... *looks at Yumi*

Rei: ... *reaches out for Yumi's boobies*

Rosa Chinesis en Bouton (Sachiko): ... *comes out of nowhere to glare at Rei*

Rei: ... *whimpers and leaves*



[Enter random student#3]

Rosa Chinesis: Who art thou, fairest one? Although I knoweth how many snores thou snoreth each night, I know thee not!

[Random student#3 exits]

Rosa Chinesis: Come hither! Let all discuss how most besteth to organise our fair school's annual dinner in honour of the late school parrot number 8276!